Knock KnockWho’s there?Munich!Munich who?Munich me sick with all these jokes!
Category: knock-knock
Meat
Knock knock.
who’s there?
meat.
meat who?
meat me on the porch.
Knock KnockWho’s there?Bush!Bush who?Bush your
Knock KnockWho’s there?Bush!Bush who?Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Alfred!Alfred who!Alfred of
Knock KnockWho’s there?Alfred!Alfred who!Alfred of the dark!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Kim!Kim who?Kim too
Knock KnockWho’s there?Kim!Kim who?Kim too late!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vassar girl!
Vassar girl who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vaughan!
Vaughan who?
Vaughan day my prince will come!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Veal chop!
Veal chop who?
Veal chop for some new clothes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vera!
Vera who?
Vera all the flowers gone…!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Verdi!
Verdi who?
Verdi been all day!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Ginastera!Ginastera who!Ginastera at
Knock KnockWho’s there?Ginastera!Ginastera who!Ginastera at the people!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Falafel!Falafel who?Falafel off
Knock KnockWho’s there?Falafel!Falafel who?Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!
CORN
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
GO BLOW
GO BLOW CORN OUT YOUR ASS
Knock KnockWho’s there?Yehuda!Yehuda who?Yehuda dance
Knock KnockWho’s there?Yehuda!Yehuda who?Yehuda dance all night!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Rhoda!Rhoda who?Row, Row,
Knock KnockWho’s there?Rhoda!Rhoda who?Row, Row, Rhoda boat…!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn’t I!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn’t do your homework!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mali!
Mali who?
Mali Brown!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Manitoba!
Manitoba who?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here!