Category: knock-knock

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Yahoo? Why are you so Excited?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gertie!Gertie who!Gertie laundry!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Isabella!Isabella who?Isabella out of order!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Laos!
Laos who?
Laos and found!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lauren!
Lauren who?
Lauren order!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Laverne!
Laverne who?
Laverne of catastrophe!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marvin!
Marvin who?
Marvin I wonderful!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maura!
Maura who?
The Maura the merrier!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wah!Wah who?Well you don’t have to get so excited about it!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Clara!Clara who?Clara space on the table!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thumpin!Thumping who?Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Munich!Munich who?Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alvin!
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine!