Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Odette!Odette who?Odette’s a bad sign!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thea!Thea who?Thea later, alligator!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Opera!Opera who?Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia be another year older!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sophia!
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia paper moon…!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wodenwannabey.
Wodenwannabey who?
Wodenwannabeyou after that monster truck hits you!!!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Dunce!Dunce who?Dunce-ay another word!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Clare!Clare who?Clare your throat before you speak!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Congo!Congo who?Congo out, I’m grounded!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Marcella!Marcella who?Marcella is full of water and I’m drowning, help!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Snow!Snow who?Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Adlai!Adlai who?Adlai a bet on that!