Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Adelia!Adelia who?Adelia the cards and we’ll play snap!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Janet!
Janet who!
Janet’or in a drum!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is too hot, ouch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius – you just don’t recognise it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!

Knock knock:who’s there
banana:banana who

knock knock:who’s there

banana:banana who

knock knock:who’s there

orange:orange who

orange you glad i didn’t say banana

Knock KnockWho’s there?Belize!Belize who?Belize in yourself!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sanctuary.
Sanctuary who?
Sanctuary Much.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Raleigh!Raleigh who?Raleigh round the flag boys!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard like to be outside for a change?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!

These are two really stupid jokes that my friend made up and
everyone thinks are hilarious!

Number 1
Why DIDIN’T the Chicken cross the road?
Because he was a chicken.

Number 2
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Big Iss
Big Iss who? (BIG ISSUE)
No thank you.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ford!Ford who?Ford he’s a jolly good fellow!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gretel!Gretel who!Gretal long little doggie…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Heaven!Heaven who?Heaven seen you in ages!