Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Welcome!Welcome who?Welcome up and see me sometime!

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Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

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Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

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Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

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Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

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Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ray!Ray who?Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Harlow!Harlow who?Harlow will you go!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cass!Cass who?Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Butter!Butter who?Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Orson!Orson who?Orson around again!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Harriet!Harriet who?Harriet it up!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Chow Mein!Chow Mein who?Chow mein to meet you my dear!

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Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

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Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer’vrything there is a season!

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Who’s there?
Fez!
Fez who?
Fez me, that’s who!

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Who’s there?
Fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks?
Fiddlesticks (Feet’ll stick) out if the blanket is too short!

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Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Roxie!
Roxie who?
Roxie horrow picture show!

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Rufus!
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I’m getting wet!

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Russia!
Russia who?
Russia though you meal and you’ll be sick!

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Ruth!
Ruth who?
Ruth of the matter is!

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Who’s there?
Sabina!
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Maxine!Maxine who?Maxine the wave dude!