Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we’ll always be friends!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me – I just got here!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Halibut!Halibut who?Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Butternut.

Butternut who?

Butternut tell me you aren’t home!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Iran!Iran who?Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Daisy!Daisy who?Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Water skier!Water skier who?Water skier’d of, I’m harmless!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Zizi!Zizi who?Zizi when you know how!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?

Honeycomb

honeycomb who?

Honeycomb your hair

Knock KnockWho’s there?Carrie!Carrie who?Carrie the bags into the house please!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Don’t tell me police who or I’ll arrest you.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Stu!Stu who?Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!