Category: knock-knock

One day a rich greedy man bougt a donkey from a poor man. the man explained:Amen to stop. alleluia to go. oh god to trot. the man didnt listen. the man went on the donkey and said “oh god, here we go.” suddenly the donkey troted along. the rich man didnt know where he was going. the man was coming to a clif but didnt realise it. then he saw it and panicked. he tried saying “whow” and “stop donkey stop” but nothing worked. then he stated saying a prayer “in the name of the father, son, and holy spirit…Amen” and the donkey stoped. the man was so delighted he shouted at the top of his voice at the edge of the clif “ALLeluia…”

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cathy!Cathyl who?Cathy the the doorbell, it’s too dark out here!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Mata!Mata who?Mata of life and death!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Isabelle!Isabelle who?Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donkey!
Donkey who?
Donkey Hotey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can’t refuse!

Knock KnockWho’s there?William!William who?William-ind your own business!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Alex!Alex who?Alex the questions round here!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange You Going To Let Me In?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ichabod!Ichabod?Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
The owl says.
The owl says who?
Exactly.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Raoul!Raoul who?Raoul of law!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Freighter!Freighter who?Freighter open the door!