Category: knock-knock

Knock-Knock.
Whose there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Nobody wants you here.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon’ly one for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leona!
Leona who?
Leona’ly way to go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester over a new leaf!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Kyoto!Kyoto who?Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody answer the door please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody you want!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wynette!
Wynette who?
Wynette let me in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wyoming!
Wyoming who?
Wyoming so mean to me!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Champ.
Champ who?
Would you like a cream rinse and blow dry with that?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Nana!Nana who?Nana you business!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Irma!Irma who?Irma big girl now!

Will u remember me in a day?
Yes

Will u remember me in a week?

Yes

Will u remember me in a month?

Yes

Will u remember me in a year?

Yes

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

U said you were going to remember me!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Jaimie!Jaimie who!Jaimie a game of chess!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?

Ach

Ach who?

God bless you.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Leaf!Leaf who?Leaf me alone!

One day a rich greedy man bougt a donkey from a poor man. the man explained:Amen to stop. alleluia to go. oh god to trot. the man didnt listen. the man went on the donkey and said “oh god, here we go.” suddenly the donkey troted along. the rich man didnt know where he was going. the man was coming to a clif but didnt realise it. then he saw it and panicked. he tried saying “whow” and “stop donkey stop” but nothing worked. then he stated saying a prayer “in the name of the father, son, and holy spirit…Amen” and the donkey stoped. the man was so delighted he shouted at the top of his voice at the edge of the clif “ALLeluia…”