Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jackdraft!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jagger!
Jagger who!
Jagger’d edge!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pharaoh!
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philippa!
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Hutch!Hutch who!Bless you, and I’m right out of tissues!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Hubie!Hubie who!Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock KnockWho’s there?De Niro!De Niro who?De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Laverne!Laverne who?Laverne of catastrophe!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ya!Ya who?I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Sheets.
Sheets who? (Shih tzu)
Woof. Woof.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cash!Cash who?I knew you were nuts!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cash!Cash who?Cash me if you can!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Hoffman!Hoffman who?I’ll Hoffman, I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down!