Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it’ll make you feel better!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In that’s why I knocked.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clarence!
Clarence who?
Clarence sale!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cliff!
Cliff who?
Cliff the hedges!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Celeste!Celeste who?Celeste time I’m going to tell you this!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Turnip!Turnip who?Turnip the heat it’s cold in here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
Mrs Zippy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zizi!
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zone!
Zone who?
Zone shadow scares him!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zookeeper!
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from me!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Frank!Frank who?Franks and beans!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Pablo!Pablo who?Pablo your horn!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Warren!Warren who?Warren my birthday suit!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gracie!Gracie who!Gracie for you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Martha!Martha who?Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Douglas!
Douglas who?
Douglas is broken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drucilla!
Drucilla who?
Drucilla kid you!