Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Aldo!Aldo who?Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Havanna!Havanna who?Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Marion!Marion who?Marion on a Sunday!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerome!
Jerome who!
Jerome where you want to!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those things!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jessica!
Jessica who?
Jessica more than I thought!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ether,
Ether Who?
The Ether Bunny
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna Who?
Annanother Ether Bunny
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa Who”
Samoa Ether Bunnys!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange Who?
ORANGE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THESE ETHER BUNNYS?!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Isaiah!Isaiah who?Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Dill!Dill who?Dill we meet again!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Imogen!Imogen who?Imogen life without chocolate!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor Dunnap.

Knock knock
Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry.

Knock-Knock
who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!