Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thayer sorry and I won’t tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zoom!
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zsa Zsa!
Zsa Zsa who?
Zsa Zsa last Knock Knock joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zubin!
Zubin who?
Zubin eating garlic again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I’ll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Iowa!Iowa who?Iowa you a dollar!

Knock knock whoes there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you’d never ask!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock

jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Aladdin!Aladdin who?Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Thank.
Thank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thermos!Thermos who?Thermos be a better way!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Peas!Peas who?Peas of the rock!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Woody!Woody who?Woody you want!

Knock, knock Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes me. Who ish you?