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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock 91

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can’t you say it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho’d the whole garden but I was tired!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you’re out of here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!