Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I’m grounded!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conyers!
Conyers who?
Conyers please open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Costa lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy who’s knocking!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Howard Hughes!Howard Hughes who?Howard Huges like a punch on the nose?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Colleen!Colleen who?Colleen up this mess!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Holland!Holland who?Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Theodore!Thedore who?Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Whitney!Whitney who?Whitney have to say to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Detail!
Detail who?
Detail-a phone operator!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Huey!Huey who?Huey too much!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Alfalfa!Alfalfa who?Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cabot!
Cabot who?
Cabotret!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cam!
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!