Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Reagan!
Reagan who?
Reagan maniac!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn’t that a hot one!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Badge of Courage!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frederick!
Frederick who?
Frederick Express!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lilac!Lilac who?Lilac a trooper!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Athurmomiter’s broken. (Our thermometer’s broken)

Knock KnockWho’s there?Zippy!Zippy who?Mrs Zippy!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Johann!Johann who!Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Whittle!Whittle who?Whittle Orphan Annie!

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Clinton.
Clinton Who?
Clinton wants to know if he can have his girlfriend back?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!

Knock Knock:

Who’s there?

Hockey Puck

Hockey Puck who?

Hockey Puck who scores after shooting it into the goal with your stick.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I’ll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I’m right out of tissues!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin’…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Noah!Noah who?Noah don’t know who you are either!