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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I’m fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Huey!
Huey who?
Huey too much!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arnold!
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven’t seen for years!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t’s foot!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times isn’t it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe’s Encounters of the Third Kind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!