Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Pecan!Pecan who?Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gorky!Gorky who!Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck and see if the door is locked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Collier!
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won’t help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Coolidge!
Coolidge who?
Coolidge a cucumber!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Genoa!Genoa who!Genoa any new jokes?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Bolton!Bolton who?Bolton the door!

Knock-Knock, who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the pizza we’re hungry!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Chesterfield!Chesterfield who?Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
James!
James who!
James people play!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morris!
Morris who?
Morris another day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sam!Sam who?Sam day you’ll recognise me!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Fiona!Fiona who?Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad