Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Vera!Vera who?Vera all the flowers gone…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knockjoke?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Carmen!Carmen who?Carmen get it!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Jose!Jose who!Jose can you see…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Bitter Bianca!Bitter Bianca who?Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Rather!Rather who?Rather not!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Rosa!Rosa who?Rosa corn grow in a field!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Fiddlesticks!Fiddlesticks?Fiddlesticks (Feet’ll stick) out if the blanket is too short!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Valencia!
Valencia who?
Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa bus be along in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa going to grow up?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanilla!
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cologne!Cologne who?Cologne me names won’t help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester the nick of time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!