Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Uruguay!Uruguay who?You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Phyllis!Phyllis who!Phyllis in on the news!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Teresa!Teresa who?Teresa green!

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
I don’t know.
I don’t know who.
I don’t know either!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac a trooper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lillian!
Lillian who?
Lillian the garden!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad….!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Rabbit!Rabbit who?Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Irene!Irene who?Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warren!
Warren who?
Warren my birthday suit!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warrior!
Warrior who?
Warrior you been all my life!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wash!
Wash who?
Wash you there , Fred!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water skier!
Water skier who?
Water skier’d of, I’m harmless!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tunis!Tunis who?Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Albee!Albee!Albee a monkey’s uncle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello’n me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Pyjamas!Pyjamas who?Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!