Category: knock-knock

Knock-knock.

who’s there?

centipede.

centipede who?

centipede around the Christmas tree.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dick Smack!
Dick Smack my ass!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Utica!Utica who?Utica the high road and I’ll take the low road!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Therese!Therese who?Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Francis!Francis who?Francis on the other side of the Channel!

Person 1: Wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: Say knock knock.

Person 2: Knock knock!

Person 1: Who’s there?

Person 2: Eh…um…uh…

Person 1: Hahahahaha!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Mars Polar LanderMars Polar Lander who?…

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Grill a cheese sandwhich for lunch today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who – Minnehaha!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Teheran!Teheran who?Teheran up the road!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walt!
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walter!
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wannetta!
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warner!
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!