Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Blow.

Blow who?

me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watson!
Watson who?
Watson television!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watusi!
Watusi who?
Watusi is what you get!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming over to my house!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weevil!
Weevil who?
Weevil work it out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Matthew!Matthew who?Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Stan!Stan who?Stan back or I’ll shoot!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will Will’s dog stop barking?

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ape.
Ape who?
You mean that Hindu guy on “The Simpsons?”

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thelonius!Thelonius who?Thelonius kid in town!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ida!Ida who?Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Indonesia!Indonesia who?I look at you and I get week Indonesia!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cugat!Cugat who?Cugat to love my jokes!