Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robert!
Robert who?
Roberts and burglars will rob you blind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland Stone gathers no moss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you’re here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it’ll sound better!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Clarence!Clarence who?Clarence sale!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Yoda!Yoda who?Yoda le lee whoo!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Pasture!Pasture who?Pasture bedtime isn’t it!

Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

Gargoyle.

Gargoyle Who?

Gargoyle after every meal for fresh breath.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Alec!Alec who?Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”

“Hewlett.”

“Hewlett who?”

“Who let all of these mosquitos in!!”

Knock KnockWho’s there?Bibi!Bibi who?Bibi gun!

Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

I’ll.

I’ll who?

I’ll be back!

Knock Knock

whos there

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roses are red vileots are who

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