Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Joan!Joan who!Joan you remember me?!

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”

“Amos.”

“Amos who?”

“A mosquito just bit me.”

Knock KnockWho’s there?Possum!Possum who?Possum peace pipe!

Knock KnockWho’s there?India!India who?India night time I go to sleep!

Knock knockWho’s thereWannapWannap WhoWell go the bloody toilet then

Knock KnockWho’s there?Veal chop!Veal chop who?Veal chop for some new clothes!

Knock KnockWho’s there?House!House who?House you doing!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wine!Wine who?Wine don’t you like these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thatcher!Thatcher who?Thatcher could get away with it!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Luther!Luther who?Luther the silver lining!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Watson!Watson who?Watson television!