Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Valencia!Valencia who?Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Toyota!Toyota who?Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Weirdo!Weirdo who?Weirdo you think you’re going!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Holly!Holly who?Hollylujah!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Roxie!Roxie who?Roxie horrow picture show!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Butcher!Butcher who?Butcher money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you’ll never know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won’t fit that’s why I knocked!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Nettie!Nettie who?Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Vanessa!Vanessa who?Vanessa bus be along in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yachts!
Yachts who?
Yachts up, doc!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Ride em cowboy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yehuda!
Yehuda who?
Yehuda dance all night!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yelp!
Yelp who?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda le lee whoo!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Vivaldi!Vivaldi who?Vivaldi books, there’s nothing to read!