Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Sam and Janet.

Sam and Janet who?

(sung) Sam and Janet evening.

(Some enchanted evening)

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ivor!Ivor who?Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cronkite!Cronkite who?Cronkite evidence!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Iona!Iona who?Iona a great train set!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Denise!Denise who?Denise are above your ankles!

Nock nock.
Whos there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michel Jackson.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

You’re.

You’re who?

You’re a big smelly butt.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Senior!Senior who?Senior so nosy, I’m not going to tell you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ooze!Ooze who?Ooze in charge round here!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Olivia!Olivia who?Olivia but I lost the key!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sven!
Sven who?
Sven Brides for Seven Brothers!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede smell of success!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sy!
Sy who?
Sycho!