Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Mickey!Mickey who?Mickey is lost so that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Plato!Plato who?Plato fish and chips please!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Conyers!Conyers who?Conyers please open the door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wade!Wade who?Wade till next time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it’s the weekend!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atomic!
Atomic who?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Audrey!
Audrey who?
Audrey be doing this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Augusta!
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou do you think you are!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Fanny!Fanny who?Fanny body home!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Dotty!Dotty who?Dotty way the cookie crumbles!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe, who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, or I’ll Joe home!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Figs!Figs who?Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Kevin!Kevin who?Kevin we go out and play?!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Y2K.
Y2K who?
I didn’t know you could speak Japanese!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Glasgow!Glasgow who!Glasgow to the movies!