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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Statue!
Statue who?
Statue?
This is me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stefan!
Stefan who?
Stefan it quick before it bites me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stella!
Stella who?
Stella want to go home!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stepfather!
Step father who?
One stepfather and I’ll let you have it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stevie!
Stevie who?
Stevie on?
Knock KnockWho’s there?Louisiana!Louisiana who?Louisiana boy friend split up!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Disk!Disk who?Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!
YOU: Okay, I have a great knock knock joke… You start…
THEM: Knock-Kncok
YOU: Who’s There?
THEM: ???? (always gets a laugh)
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time,and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ‘My Benny loved to fly, so I’m going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.’
The second man said, ‘My Carl was a good fisherman, so I’m
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake
The third man (Bobby) said, ‘My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I’m
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Fooled ya!
Fooled ya who!
I just fooled ya!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Bea!Bea who?Beatle Bailey!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Honda!Honda who?Honda the spreading chesnut tree…!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Norway!Norway who?Norway will I leave till you open this door!
Knock KnockWho’s there?Hacienda!Hacienda who?Hacienda the story!
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Mark Bookspan
Quick, bolt the door!