Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tarzan!Tarzan who?Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ketchup!Ketchup who?Ketchup the tree again!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Justice!Justice who!Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Chopin!Chopin who?Chopin the supermarket!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Hot Air!Hot Air who?Hot air pardner, how ya doin’?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Aardvark!Aardvark who?Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sally!Sally who?Sally dance!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tolkien!Tolkien who?Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whitney!
Whitney who?
Whitney have to say to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whittle!
Whittle who?
Whittle Orphan Annie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who!
Who who?
You sound like an owl!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whoopi!
Whoopi who?
Whoopi cushion!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wicked!
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Farley!Farley who?Farley the leader!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gina!Gina who!Gina you don’t recognize me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grapes!
Grapes who!
Grapes suzette!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greg!
Greg who?
Gregs of Wrath!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
You Greta on my nerves!