Yours Fun Portal !
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist says: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”
The Biologist concludes: “They have reproduced.”
The Mathematician says: “Now if another person enters the house, it’ll be empty again.”
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.
The reverand says “I should go! everybody needs religion!” they agree and he jumps.
Another guy says “I’m the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!” so he jumps.
The old guy says to the hipee “I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump.”
But the hipee replies “Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!”
If a research project is not worth doing at all,
it is not worth doing well.
Know wander you did so bad…Your stupid
If A wheel fell off a jet ski how many pancakes would it take to cover a house?
Old Engineers never die — they just have slower rise times.
yo mommas so stupid that she climbed over a clear wall to see what was on the other side!
We wish to repeat an interesting business rumor.If this one pans out, remember that you saw it here first. It is widely rumored today on the internetthat United Parcel Service and Federal Express have begun preliminary discussionsregarding a potential merger. The new company will be called: FedUp.
There was a woman at church once eating plain M&M’s. Someone noticed she was picking out all of the brown ones. So, they approached her and asked, “Why are you not eating the brown M&M’s?”. She replied, “I don’t want to eat chocolate.”
RAM disk is “not” an installation procedure.
there were three men working on the empire state building a redneck a German and an Italian. the redneck said “if i have pork again im going to jump off the building” the german said “if i have broughtwurst again im going to jump off this building . same with the Italian.the next day the all had the same thing so they jumped off the building.at the funeral the germans wife said only if he would have told me he didnt want it, the italians wife said the same thing ,but the rednecks wife said ” he fixes his on lunch
Their was a retarted kid and today is 1st day of school.So he sais gotta go schoo!so he goes out and waits for the bus it passes.so the next day he stands out and sais gotta go schoo got ride bus!so he waves at the bus the bus still passes him.so the next day he stands in the middle of the road and the bus driver runs over the kid and runs over him agaian and agian a cop se`s it ans says sir why did you run the kid over the man says da muf***er been makin fun of me allweak!!