Category: gross

Q. How can you tell when your wife is dead?

A. The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up.

Whats a priest’s favorite type of meat?

– NUN!

Okay, I want you to blink your left eye, then your right eye, and then both
at the same time. What is this an example of?

– Christopher Reeves doing the Macarena!

Did you hear about Michael Jackson’s autobiography of his
early years with the Jackson Five?

Fondle Memories

-David Benjamin

What does a prostitute take home with her in the morning?

Assorted creams.

When John Candy died they found out he was dealing drugs.

They pulled down his pants and found 50 pounds of crack.

yo mommas armpits so harry it looks like she goy godzilla in a headlock