Category: gross

What’s gross?

Giving someone a titty twister.

What’s grosser than that?

Keeping a nipple.

What’s more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?

Ripping it off.

Did you hear about the leper card game?

One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.

Why don’t old men eat their wives out?

Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?

Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit.

What is the difference between a pie and a woman?

The crust on a pie is good!

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

– She moans with the other.

There was an old whore from Kahlua
Who’d poxed all the cocks ‘d been through her
The smell from her twat
Killed of a large rat
That had lived thirty years in a sewer

What did Jeffery Dammer say to Lorena Bobbit?

– “Are you gonna eat that?”

How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?
– The tongue’s still in the envelope.

What do Vegetarian Maggots eat?

Linda McCartney.

What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

– Wiped his ass.