Category: gays & lesbians

Two gay guys are having sex in the shower. Then the doorbell
rings. One of them goes to answer, and while he’s dressing he
says, “Don’t jackoff while I’m gone.” When he comes back,
there’s sperm all over the walls. He says ” I thought I told you
not to jackoff!” The other says, “I didn’t, I farted”

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a
water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was
chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, “Because you
are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both
three wishes. Bear, you go first.” The bear thought for a
minute, and being the male he was, said, “I wish for all the
bears in this forest, besides me, to be female.”

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of
the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear’s second turn for a wish. “Well, I wish that all
the bears in the next forest were female as well.”

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, “I
wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female.”

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, “I wish that
the bear was gay.”

one day 20 men were in a pub celebrating “heres too 2 years”they
were saying,the waiter thougt it must of been somethink
important so she went over and gave them all a free drink after
she asked them what they were celebrating and one said”we have
just finished a puzzle and on the box it said 3-4 years but we
done it in two years!”

There were two gay guys on a bed. The first guy gets up and
starts dressing. The other guy says, “what are you doing?”

“I’m getting ready for work.” The guy on the bed takes a bag and
starts wacking off. The dressing guy says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m making your lunch.”

A gay guy is sitting in the corner of an old west saloon,
suddenly, a rugged looking cowboy burts in and yells
“I’m so thirsty, i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!”
and the gay guy goes “Moo Moo, big guy”

Two gay men stayed up all night having sex. The next morning one
of them got up and said”I gotta piss.”
Then the other guy said,”please don’t wack it man. I just
cleaned my bathroom yesterday.”
“Alright. I won’t, you silly goose.”
So after the gay guy finished the other guy walked in and saw
sperm all over the wall, and his friend asked” I thought I told
you not to wack.”
And the other guy says,” I didn’t, I just farted.”

What do you call twenty lesbians in a closet?

Lickerish.

Q: What do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag?

A: A fruit-rollup.

There once was a man name Joe. He walked into a bar to find a
biker beating on a man witha book. Joe said he would call the
cops if he didn’t go. The biker left and helped the man getting
beaten on then found out he was gay. The week after at night he
heard the door rign. Who would be calling at this hour of night.
Joe walked down and opened the door to find the biker dressed up
in panty hose and other things for sex. So Joe then found out
the man with the book had been his boyfriend and had dumped the
biker. The biker forced Joe to go have *** with him. So Joe did
as he was told. That showed Joe never to mess with bikers.

a is for ass
b is for you mommma bitch
c is for cookie

A guy walks in a gay bar even though he is not gay. He is just
thirsty.

He goes up to the bar and says I want a water please. The
bartender asked, “are you gay?” The guy said no. The bartender
said, “If you ain’t gay you cant get nothing to drink here.”

The guy said, “Come on man! I am so thisty I could lick the
sweat off a cows balls!” Then a guy in the corner said, “Moo moo
big boy.”

Two gay guys are in a bathroom using the urinals. The one guy
looks at the other guy’s penis and notices there’s a Nicoderm
patch on it. He turns to the guy and says, “I believe you’re
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your
penis.” The other guy replies, “It’s working just fine. I’m down
to 2 butts a day.”