Category: fictional characters

There was once a competition, it was a race u start at the top
of the sky and it’s the first one to hit the ground.Three kids
took part in it there names were Christipher, Jack and a really
dumb boy called danny.On a fine sunday the race took place guess
who was the last to touch the ground ??
scroll down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danny cos he had to stop 4 directions !!!!!

What we have learned from cartoons:

1. You will only fall off the cliff, building, ect… if you
look down and notice that there is no longer anything but air
beneath your feet.

2. When you get wacked on the head you can see little blue
birdies or if your really lucky, stars!

3. If a safe falls on your head, don’t worry you can just open
the door to that safe and walk out.

4. There is only one company : Acme.

5. Dynamite will ALWAYS be bright red and labled.

6. If you need to get to the other side of a wall you can just
paint a door and then walk through it.

7. If someone has already done the above, BEWARE, it will not
work for you! Can you say pain?

8. You will always know when someone gets an idea by watching
for the lightbulb that will apear over their head if this
occurs. Note if the person is stupid a candle will replace the
lightbulb.

9. You are immortal. No matter how many times a piano, safe,
anvil ect… has dropped on your head you will stagger away
unharmed. The same goes for falling from high places.

10. The rabbit, roadrunner ect… will ALWAYS win.

there once was a little boy named butittches he went to school
for the first time and his teacher asked him what his name was
and he said butittches! his teacher said if you dont tell me
your real name i will send you to the principal and he still
said butittches!! so his teacher sent him to the principal.

The principal asked him what his name was and he said
butittches!! so the principal said if you dont tell me your real
name i am going to send you to the fife department and he still
said butittches!!so the principal sent him to the fire
department!!

At the fire department the fireman asked him what his name was
and he said butitches!!! so the fireman said if you dont tell me
your real name i will send you to the police!! and the boy STILL
said butitches!!so the fire department sent him to the police!!

Then at the police station the policman said tell me your name
and the boy said butitches!! so the policeman said tell me your
real name or i will shoot you and so the little boy said
buttitches and so the policeman shot him!!

Everyone went to the boys funeral and when everyone said their
last words and he was lowered into his grave his mother said “oh
my poor little buttitches!!” and everyone said, ” WELL THEN
SCRATCH IT!!!!!”

One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to
the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual
lengthy round of “Good Nights” she went upstairs. Immediately
all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each
other’s shoulders beneath Snow White’s bedroom window. Tonight
was Grumpy’s turn to be on the top and as he was the only one
who could see in the window. It was his duty to inform the other
dwarfs what she was doing.

After a minute or two he hollered down, “She’s taking off her
blouse!” and this as echoed down the stack “taking off her
blouse,” “she’s taking off her blouse,” “blouse is coming off,”
“taking off her blouse,” etc.

Next Grumpy yelled, “She’s taking off her skirt,” which was
followed by the echoes “taking off her skirt,” “she’s taking off
her skirt,” “skirt’s coming off,” “taking off her skirt,” etc.

Of course the next line from Grumpy was, “She’s taking off her
bra!” and the echo chorus went down the line.

Then, “She’s taking off her panties!” which again cascaded down
the dwarf tower.

Finally Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw
someone coming through the woods so he yelled, “Someone’s
coming!” And from the next dwarf to the bottom dwarf was heard,
“Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.”

Larry says, “Look Ma, no hands!”

Larry says, “Look Ma, no feet!”

(Thud)

Larry says, “Wook Ma, mo teef!”

Why can’t Santa Clause have kids?

Because he only cums once a year.

On Halloween a black boy and girl went to their neighbor’s house
dressed as Hansel and Gretel. The neighbor said” You guys can’t
be Hansel and Gretel. You guys are black.

“So they went back to their house and dressed up as Santa Claus
and Rudolph. They went to their neighbor’s house and he said
“You guys can’t be Santa Claus and Rudolph. You guys are black.

“So they went back to their house and when they got dressed up
they went back to their neighbor’s house. When he opened the
door he gasped because they we’re nude. He asked them, “What are
you?” And the girl said, “We’re M&Ms. I’m Plain and he’s got
Nuts.”