What do you call a dinosaur with a sore bum?
Stegasore-ass
or
Tyrannosore-ass
Category: dirty jokes
Arse hole
A man kills a deer and brings it home and cooks it for dinner but does not tell the children what it is.He told them he would give them a clue.”its what mum calls dad sometimes”,the little girl cries out”DONT EAT IT ITS AN ARSE HOLE”.
O.J.’s website
Q. What is the new O.J. website address?
A. slash, slash, backslash, escape.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Black eyed Blonde
What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?…
Nothing, you already told her twice!
Submitted by Admin
Edited by Curtis
PROM DRESS
A TEEN GIRL ASKS HER DAD FOR $100.00 FOR A PROM DRESS.DAD SAYS YOU’LL HAVE TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB. SHE SAYS YOUR MY DAD I CANT DO THAT. HE REPLIES NO BLOWJOB NO MONEY. SO SHE GOES DOWN, GRABS IT AND SAYS YUK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT. THATS RIGHT HE SAYS YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO BORROW THE CAR.
Q: What do you call the heaviest sumo wrestling…
Q: What do you call the heaviest sumo wrestling class?
A: The Large Motherfuckers
Public Exhibition
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand.Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.The policeman asked, “Hey Lady, everybody is taking a look at what you’ve got. Don’t you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?””Look, sonny,…. What these people are looking at is 85 years old…But this friggin hat is BRAND NEW!”
Grosser than gross
What is grosser than gross?Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt?
How Macho Are You
Q: What’s the definition of a really macho woman?A: She jump starts her vibrator.Q: What’s the definition of a really macho man?A: He puts on a condom with a tire iron.
Do you suck?
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew the rug – and the woman – over the railing. “God, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast. So he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you fuck?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance.
As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck!, I fuck!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut,” he said… and dropped her.
Song Title
A great pianist was driving down a road when he saw a bar with a sign saying �MUSICIAN WANTED�. Being the hotshot he was, he walked in and offered to fill the void. So, the bartender told him to give a demo. So, the pianist went over to the piano and began to play.
The song was phenomenal, and the bartender was very impressed. The bartender promptly asked, �What was the name of that song?� The pianist smiled and said �What the hell is that on my dick?� The bartender was taken aback but told the pianist to play another song. This song was even better than the last, and the bartender was Very impressed.
Slightly reluctant he asked, �Was that song�s name?� The pianist said, �Them Tits is Fucking Huge!� The bartender was perplexed, but sighed and said, � You can play at my bar but you can�t announce the name of your songs.� One night the pianist is playing at a bar and he decides to spice it up a bit with performances during the songs. He�s doing flips, cartwheels, and such, but in the middle of one song he does the splits and rips his pants from the upper crotch to the lower ass, and like all good musicians, he wasn�t wearing underwear.
Strangely, he keeps playing as if nothing happened. A bit later a woman stands up and shouts � Don�t ya know yer balls is hangin� out?� The pianist whips around and says, �Not only don�t I know it, I wrote it!�
Like a glove
Doc,Doc!!! iv got a problem. Well out with it son. iv got 5 pinises. good lord man!!! how do your pants fit. like a glove.