Category: definitions

Consults with supervisor often: Very annoying.Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.

WIFE (Acronym)

Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability
of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.

Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to
duplicate again. See “Magician”.

Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle
of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food
placed within the cooking compartment.

Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally served in
tiny cups at gunpoint.

From Mom’s Dictionary…

Hearsay (noun)

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

To walk up and down a mall. occasionally resting to make a purchase

FORD (Acronym)

Fix Or Repair Daily.

Alternate:

Found On Road Dead

When you are out of Monet.

America OnLine: An organization
set up to give Internetters someone to make ethnic jokes about.

Lottery

A tax on people who are bad at math.