Glasses you use to read books by during the television commercials.
Category: definitions
One
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Verbal: Able
Verbal: Able to whine in wordsWhodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a sponge.”
BASIC…
- BASIC (Acronym)
- Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
Computer
Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
Baroque…
- Baroque (adj.):
- When you are out of Monet.
From Mom’s Dictionary……
From Mom’s Dictionary…
- Full Name (noun)
- What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
To
To look in the sky and see stars.
The wife
The wife says: I’n not upsetThe wife means: Of course I’m upset you moronThe wife says: You’re … so manlyThe wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lotThe wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lightsThe wife means: I have flabby thighs.
Dictionary of
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. WILL GO FAR: Relative of management. SHOULD GO FAR: Please. USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.
Myth
A women who doesn’t have a husband.
RAISIN: Grape
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.