To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences
of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. “I’ve been dilberted
again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week.”
Category: definitions
Wife
A woman who complains that she doesn’t have a thing to wear
and that there isn’t enough closet space for her clothes.
Bedroom…
- Bedroom
- The place where most household accidents occur.
-Playboy
404…
- 404
- Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web message “404, URL Not
Found,” meaning that the document you’ve tried to access can’t be located.
“Don’t bother asking him…he’s 404, man.”
Dumbwaiter: One
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disasterFeedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
The wife
The wife says: How much do you love me?The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.The wife says: Am I fat?The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful.
Porridge…
- Porridge (noun)
- Thick oatmeal. Rarely found on American tables as
children now have the right to sue their parents.
The name is an amalgamation of the words “putrid”,
“horrid” and “sludge”.
Dictionary of
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else. ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip. REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.
From Mom’s Dictionary……
From Mom’s Dictionary…
- Amnesia (noun)
- Condition that enables a woman
who has gone through labor to make love again.
Dictionary of
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
Cannibal…
- Cannibal
- Person who likes to see other people stewed.
Divorce
Post-graduate in School of Love.