Category: definitions

A drink you buy at the convenience store to go with
a half pound bag of peanut M&M’s

A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors. TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited. TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

Excels in sustaining concentration but avoids confrontations: Ignores everyone.Excels in the effective application of skills: Makes a good cup of coffee.Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date.

A child who is more talented than yours.

Tourists (noun)

People who are taking training classes just to get a vacation from their
jobs. “We had about three serious students in the class; the rest were
tourists.”

How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Bridge builder: Likes to compromise.Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.Charismatic: No interest in any opinion but his own.

The place where most household accidents occur.

Windows95 (noun)

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit
patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit
microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of
competition.

It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences
of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. “I’ve been dilberted
again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week.”