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Competent:

Posted on March 7, 2016March 7, 2010 by admin

Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.Conscientious and careful: Scared.Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

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Traffic Light…

Posted on March 3, 2016March 3, 2010 by admin

Traffic Light

Apparatus that automatically turns red
when your car approaches.
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A

Posted on February 27, 2016February 27, 2010 by admin

A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

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Computer

Posted on February 23, 2016February 23, 2010 by admin

A device designed to speed and automate errors.

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Pessimist…

Posted on February 23, 2016February 23, 2010 by admin

Pessimist
Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in
his pay envelope.
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WIFE

Posted on February 21, 2016February 21, 2010 by admin

Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

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Thorny

Posted on February 20, 2016February 20, 2010 by admin

A Thailor at Thea.

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What

Posted on February 15, 2016February 15, 2010 by admin

What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your
last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.

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An

Posted on January 31, 2016January 31, 2010 by admin

An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of
weather we are having.

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People…

Posted on January 28, 2016January 28, 2010 by admin

People

Some make things happen, some watch things happen,
and the majority has no idea what’s happened.
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The

Posted on January 16, 2016January 16, 2010 by admin

The only culture many children are exposed to.

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Arab Coffee…

Posted on January 11, 2016January 11, 2010 by admin

Arab Coffee (noun)

Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally served in
tiny cups at gunpoint.
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