Category: definitions

Duplicating film.

The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It’s your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

Eclipse e-klips’: What an English barber does for a living.Eyedropper i’-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.Heroes hee’-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.

Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.Maintains a high degree of participation: Comes to work on time.

The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re
sure you’re not raising them right.

A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t
realized it yet.

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WWW (Acronym)

World Wide Wait

None of the kids that live in your house…

Modem: What ‘cha did to the hay fields.Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix’s wife.Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

Diet Coke (noun)

A drink you buy at the convenience store to go with
a half pound bag of peanut M&M’s

The wife says: I’m not yelling!The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”The wife says: The same old thing.The wife means: Nothing.The wife says: Nothing.The wife means: Everything.The wife says: Nothing, really.The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot.The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it.The wife means: I’m still building up steam.

Mushroom Management

Keep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw shit at them.