Category: business

Nice guys finish last but it is lonely at the top.

If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.

Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.

The chaos in the universe always increases.

In the men’s room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it — “Think!”

The next day, when he went to the men’s room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read — “Thoap!”

It’s better to retire too soon than too late.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If you are feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.

If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not your sport.

If Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.