Hall’s Laws of Politics: 1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. 2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed. 3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend military spending, and conservatives social spending in their own districts).
Category: business
Math related!
One day there were two mathbooks sittin on a school desk. One turns to the other sobbing and says I’ve got problems- BIG problems.
Accountant in Prison
This Enron accountant get put into prison. His cellmate is a much larger, more hardened criminal, who greets him and asks; “Do
you want ot be the husband tonight or would you prefer to be the wife?”
The Enron accountant thinks quickly, and replies, “Since I have a choice, I’d like to be the husband!”
His cellmate grins and says, “Good, get over here and suck your wife’s cock, NOW!”
Al Gore
If brains were a job,Al Gore would be on welfare!!!
The elevator always comes after
The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag.
Producing a system from a
Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it’s easier if it’s frozen.
How all careers end
How careers end… Mathematicians are discounted. Tree surgeons disembark. Vegas dealers are discarded.
If there is a possibility
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
I knocked several times, but
I knocked several times, but you weren’t in. – Opportunity
Demian’s Observation: There is
Demian’s Observation: There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.
Ad Agency In the Sky
Two advertising execs were having lunch and talking. The young trainee said to the older, wiser man, “Where has Charlie Harris been hanging out ? I haven’t seen him for a while.”The Senior Exec replied “Haven’t you heard ? Charlie went to that great agency in the sky.””Good Lord,” replied the junior man, “You’re kidding me, right ? What did he have?” “Oh, nothing much,” replied the elder exec, “A small toothpaste account and a couple of discount stores, but nothing much worth going after.”
The only sense that is
The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it.