How careers end… Drunks are distilled. Alpine climbers are dismounted. Piano tuners are unstrung. Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
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A day without sunshine is
A day without sunshine is like night.
Lynch’s Law: When the
Lynch’s Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Is there life before coffee?
Is there life before coffee?
On successive charts of the
On successive charts of the same organization, the number of boxes will never decrease.
Zymurgy’s First Law Of Evolving
Zymurgy’s First Law Of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in trouble, delegate.
The Law Of The Too
The Law Of The Too Solid Goof: In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correct beyond all need of checking contain the errors. Corollary 1: No one you ask for help will see the error either. Corollary 2: Any nagging intruder, who stops by with unsought advice, will spot it immediately.
Please do not steal, the
Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition!
If at first you don’t
If at first you don’t succeed, transform your dataset.
Johnson’s Corollary: Nobody really
Johnson’s Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
Everyone has a scheme that
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.