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Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:

Posted on July 26, 2015July 26, 2007 by admin

Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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The world is divided into

Posted on July 22, 2015July 22, 2007 by admin

The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!

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If at first you don’t

Posted on July 22, 2015July 22, 2007 by admin

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat!

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Brady’s First Law of Problem

Posted on July 20, 2015July 20, 2007 by admin

Brady’s First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?”

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The phone will not ring

Posted on July 19, 2015July 19, 2007 by admin

The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.

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Anyone who makes an absolute

Posted on July 17, 2015July 17, 2007 by admin

Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.

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To achieve the impossible, one

Posted on July 17, 2015July 17, 2007 by admin

To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has looked, but to see what no one else has seen.

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Two rules to success in

Posted on July 15, 2015July 15, 2007 by admin

Two rules to success in life: 1. Don’t tell people everything you know.

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Confusion creates jobs.

Posted on July 14, 2015July 14, 2007 by admin

Confusion creates jobs.

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An old occupation

Posted on July 13, 2015July 13, 2007 by admin

What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on….- Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

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If the probability of success

Posted on July 13, 2015July 13, 2007 by admin

If the probability of success is not almost one, it is very near zero.

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You have the capacity to

Posted on July 11, 2015July 11, 2007 by admin

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You’ll learn a lot today.

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