Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Category: business
The world is divided into
The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!
If at first you don’t
If at first you don’t succeed, cheat!
Brady’s First Law of Problem
Brady’s First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?”
The phone will not ring
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
Anyone who makes an absolute
Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.
To achieve the impossible, one
To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has looked, but to see what no one else has seen.
Two rules to success in
Two rules to success in life: 1. Don’t tell people everything you know.
Confusion creates jobs.
Confusion creates jobs.
An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on….- Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
If the probability of success
If the probability of success is not almost one, it is very near zero.
You have the capacity to
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You’ll learn a lot today.