Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.
Category: business
Anything that doesn’t eat you
Anything that doesn’t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
Goebel’s Law Of Useless Difficulty:
Goebel’s Law Of Useless Difficulty: Just because it’s hard, doesn’t mean it’s worth the effort.
There is no evidence to
There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
Never eat prunes when you
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Wisdom is what’s left after
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
We totally deny the allegations,
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Entropy has us outnumbered.
Entropy has us outnumbered.
Of two possible events, only
Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
Say no, then negotiate.
Say no, then negotiate.
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.
Rudnicki’s Nobel Prize Principle:
Rudnicki’s Nobel Prize Principle: Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.