Category: business

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Any smoothly functioning technology is indistinguishable from a “rigged” demo.

Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you’re doing.

What you don’t do is always more important than what you do.

THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing. 2. If it’s really a “rush job,” run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That greatly aids my efficiency. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 6. “The coffee machine is broken….” 5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.” 4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”

Men can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for about two months, and without new thoughts for years on end.

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.

You can’t guard against the arbitrary.

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.