Usefulness is inversely proportional to its reputation for being useful.
Category: business
Adding manpower to a late
Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
If you cannot convince them,
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. – Harry S. Truman
If the code and the
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
The difference between art and
The difference between art and science is that if something works in art, you don’t have to explain why.
Nothing is as temporary as
Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.
Chinese
These three guys were in hell when the devil said i will let you go to heaven of you can make this woman have a blue baby. There is a white guy a black guy and a chinese guy. The white guy makes a white baby with the woman. The black guy makes a black baby with the woman. The chinese guy somehow makes a blue baby and the devil asks how. The Chinese guy replies,” Me Chinese me play tricks me put clorox on my dick.”
Creativity is great, but plagiarism
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
According to the official figures,
According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
A free agent is anything
A free agent is anything but.
Acheson’s Rule Of The Bureaucracy:
Acheson’s Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. – Dean Acheson