Category: business

Goldenstern’s Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

Boucher’s Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.

~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let’s fire Uncle Sam!

~ Put politicians in their place – Landfills!

~ We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake

education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and

a winning smile for integrity!

~ Only lawyers get to be judges, and that’s the (F)LAW!

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two thousand dollars and a substantial tax cut save you two dollars?

Hanson’s Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator. – Claude Shouse

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Allen’s Distinction: The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep. – Woody Allen

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