Category: business

You never want the one you can afford.

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don’t do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is initiative.When I please my boss, that’s brown-nosing.When my boss pleases his boss, that’s co-operating.When I do good, my boss never remembers.When I do wrong, he never forgets.

Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!

It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”

There is this kid who is being very bad and he asks his father “I’ll be good for $100” and his dad says “Son, when I was your age, I was good for nothing”.

There is nothing so small that it can’t be blown out of proportion.

Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor.

If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on vacation.