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A conservative is a man

Posted on December 15, 2015December 15, 2007 by admin

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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If you consult enough experts,

Posted on December 14, 2015December 14, 2007 by admin

If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.

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He who walks in another’s

Posted on December 14, 2015December 14, 2007 by admin

He who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints.

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Never play leapfrog with a

Posted on December 12, 2015December 12, 2007 by admin

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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The Last One’s Law Of

Posted on December 9, 2015December 9, 2007 by admin

The Last One’s Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are more “buggy” than the program generator.

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Hlade’s Law: If you

Posted on December 9, 2015December 9, 2007 by admin

Hlade’s Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.

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If there isn’t a law,

Posted on December 9, 2015December 9, 2007 by admin

If there isn’t a law, there will be.

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The “think positive” leader tends

Posted on December 9, 2015December 9, 2007 by admin

The “think positive” leader tends to listen to his subordinate’s premonitions only during the postmortems.

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Enough research will tend to

Posted on December 8, 2015December 8, 2007 by admin

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

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The simplest subjects are the

Posted on December 4, 2015December 4, 2007 by admin

The simplest subjects are the ones you don’t know anything about.

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Andrea’s Admonition: Never bestow

Posted on December 3, 2015December 3, 2007 by admin

Andrea’s Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. If you think his window is closed and he can’t hear you, it isn’t and he can.

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Beware of a tall dark

Posted on December 2, 2015December 2, 2007 by admin

Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.

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